October 2015 Caption Contest!

This year's caption contest is officially open! Click below for official rules

• Your caption may be no more than 3 panels long
• Your caption must be submitted by October 29th, 2015, 11:59 PM Pacific Time (California Time)
• You may choose any theme/universe you like (Role Exchanger, MAU, Great Shift, etc.)
• Your caption must be submitted via email to assorteddebaucheries7609@gmail.com by the above time
• One entry per person
• One re-entry per person, which will cancel out your first entry

But here's the kicker

• You must use a picture that I have already used in a caption!

Ever thought one of my caps could have been better, longer, or been used for a completely different story? Here's your chance! Any picture that I've used for a caption that is currently posted on this blog may be used to create your very own caption! You have nearly 400 hundred pictures to choose from if you choose to enter. Obviously, saving a caption I've already made and re-entering it without changing it will disqualify you.

This covers all pictures from my first post, Flexibility, to my most recent post, Cave In. You may not use a picture that is posted after the announcement of this contest.

The winner will be the featured post on this blog's 3 year anniversary, this Halloween!

Make sure to put "Anniversary Cap Contest" in the subject line of your email, have fun, and may the best caption win!

Trophy Wife/Anniversary Caption Contest

The 2 year anniversary of Assorted Debaucheries is coming up at the end of this month, and I'm holding a special caption contest to celebrate!

• The caption must be 3 panels or less
• You may use any picture you'd like
• If you would like to submit a text-only story, please keep the word-count under 1500 words.
• Email your submission to me at assorteddebaucheries7609@gmail.com
• One submission per person
• You must submit before October 29, 2014
• The winning caption will be posted on October 31, 2014, the 2nd anniversary of this blog

I can't wait to read all of your debaucherous dialogues!

Salvation/January Caption Contest

Firstly, I'd like to thank everyone for helping this page reach over 750,000 views! I never thought I would be able to reach out to so many people doing anything, let alone getting them horny ;)

Secondly, I apologize, I had said I would post the rules and such for this month's caption contest and I totally spaced it... So here they are!


Pretty simple really:

-Use any picture(s) you want, any size, just keep it legal by U.S. standards
-Up to 6 panels are allowed
-Any theme is allowed
-Have your entries emailed to me at assorteddebaucheries7609@gmail.com before 11:59PM California time on January 30th, 2014
-Stay debaucherous, darlings! ;)

Damn This Hair (in fairness to Funkey 666)

This caption was entered as part of this month's contest. Due to issues with Gmail and certain time constraints on my part, I was unable to read this one before I chose the winner, even though it was submitted on time. So in fairness, I decided I would share this caption on my blog for everyone to see :)

This is the first-ever caption created by an anonymous lurker that otherwise goes by Funkey 666. She may even start her own blog one day soon! We can only hope! (If you do, be sure to let me know so I can help spread the word about it. That goes for everyone with a new blog!)

Stay debaucherous, darlings ;)

~A.D. (Addie)

October Caption Contest

Yes, it's a day later than I normally would have started it, but oh well. Click below for this month's rules and restrictions.

• You are allowed up to 3 panels for your entry.
• You may use any picture(s) you like, as long as they are not considered illegal in the United States (should be self explanatory)
• No size limit this time around, but it is preferable that I be able to read the caption without having to zoom in on a particular section.
• Given the time of year, your entry should reflect a Halloween theme (not required, but recommended)
• There is no restriction on caption universe (use MAU, Great Shift, Role Exchanger, etc. anything you like)
• All submissions must be emailed to me at assorteddebaucheries7609@gmail.com 
• All entries must be submitted by Saturday, October 12th at 11:59 Pacific Time
• You are allowed one (1) re-submission, which will cancel your original.
• Good luck!

September Caption Contest

Click below for this month's contest's rules and restrictions.



Due to a low number of entries last month, I've decided to skim down the rules this time around.

• You may use any picture you like, as long as the picture is, in and of itself, legal (no child pornography, etc.)
• You may use any caption universe you like.
• You may have up to 3 panels in your caption.
• No panel(s) may exceed 2 million pixels [2000x1000 or 1000x2000 , do some quick math on your computer's calculator if you're unsure] (yes, I'm looking at you, Elle)
• Entries may be linked in this post ONLY. I will not accept links in other posts as entries.
• You may email me the files or the link to your entry at assorteddebaucheries7609@gmail.com
• Entries must be submitted by Tuesday, September 10th at 11:59 PM Pacific (California) Time

Have fun and good luck to all!

~A.D. (Addie)

Perfect Match (Contest Reminder)

Don't forget, this month's caption contest ends Saturday, August 10th at 11:59 PM Pacific Standard Time! Click here for the rules and restrictions of this month's contest.

August Caption Contest

Click below for the rules and restrictions of this month's caption contest.



This month's contest features different rules from that of last month's, so be sure to read them carefully!

• You are allowed no more than three (3) panels for this caption contest.
• You may use any picture you wish.
• Though this is not a rule, it is preferred that you not use the same picture twice in a multi-panel caption.
• Captions entered MUST have a "back-to-school" theme (e.g. the first day of school, back-to-school shopping, etc.)
• Captions entered MUST utilize a MAU-universe theme (You may use the MAU Explosion/Coyote Stone universe if you wish)
• Captions entered MUST be e-mailed to assorteddebaucheries7609@gmail.com in order to be counted as submitted.
• You may e-mail me the link to your entry if you wish to post it on your own blog and do not wish to attach the files to the e-mail itself.
• You are allowed ONE entry.
• You are allowed to edit your submission ONE time via e-mail by posting or linking the caption in the new e-mail. An edit of your entry will nullify your original submission. HOWEVER, the edit of your submission MUST contain the same amount of panels and include the same pictures used in the original submission. Any deviation from this will result in your edit being discarded, and your original submission will stand as your official entry.
• Please include your name, the title of your caption and a link to your blog (if you have one) in the entry e-mail.
• Captions linked in the comments section of this or any other post will NOT be counted as entries. Links, or the captions themselves, MUST be e-mailed.
• Captions typed out in the comments section of this or any other post will NOT be counted as entries.
• All entries MUST be submitted by Saturday, August 10th at 11:59 PM Pacific Standard Time (California Time)

Best of luck to everyone who wishes to enter! I hope to see several more entries this month!

Contest Reminder

I would just like to remind everyone that today is the LAST day to turn in your entries for the caption contest. If you still wish to make a submission, create a single panel caption using the picture I posted in the previous post, save it as a .JPG or .PNG and email it to me at assorteddebaucheries7609@gmail.com along with your name (blogger username if you have one, or just your first name), the title of your caption and a link to your own blog if you have one.

You have until 11:59 PM PST tonight to enter, so if you still wish to enter but haven't, GET BUSY!

Also, Happy Independence Day to all of my fellow Americans, especially to those stationed overseas, fighting our battles and preventing the fighting from spreading onto US soil.

Stay debaucherous, darlings! ;) (and stay safe tonight as well!)

~A.D.

My First Caption Contest

Hello everyone, and welcome to my first caption contest!

I figure since you all appreciate (at least, I hope you do!) the work that I do, I'd like to see what some of your own debaucherous minds can come up with ;)


The rules are simple:

• You are allowed one picture to use, provided by me
• You are allowed one panel, no multiple-section caps or series
• You are allowed one entry
• You are allowed to use any caption universe you wish (great shift, role exchanger, medallion, coyote stone/MAU, bikini beach, etc.)
• You are allowed to use .JPG or .PNG file extensions ONLY
• You must have your submissions in by Thursday, July 4th at 11:59 PM PST

Submit your entries via email to me at assorteddebaucheries7609@gmail.com with "Caption Entry" in the subject line, including your name, a link to your blog (if you have one), and a title for your entry if you didn't provide one in the file name.

The winning cap will be posted here on Friday, July 5th.

Here's the photo you are to use:

Have fun, and good luck to all of you!

Stay debaucherous, darlings! ;)

~A.D.